we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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