She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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