their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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