Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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