If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
where am i from again
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
