I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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