I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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