Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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