The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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