And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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