Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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