Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
