He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
