I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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