do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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