I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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