he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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