i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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