but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
