I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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