Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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