I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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