yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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