so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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