Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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