happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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