it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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