You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
ok first of all what the fuck
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