i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I stole a fireplace last night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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