There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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