its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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