i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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