Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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