he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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