She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
