you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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