U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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