we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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