are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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