i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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