just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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