Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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