I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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