I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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