what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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