happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I want her autograph on my taint
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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