I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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