I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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