He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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