dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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